Habit-Forming Tuna Fish

1 six oz can of tuna packed in spring water, well drained.
1/4 cup finely chopped red onion
1/4 cup finely chopped spicy pickles (look for the spicy ones, you won’t be sorry)
2 Tablespoons lemon juice
1 1/2, ah screw it, 2 Tablespoons Tabasco Chipotle Hot Sauce (any grocery store has this now)
Pinch of salt and 4-5 turns of fresh cracked black pepper.
1/3 cup Helmann’s Mayonnaise (bring out the BEST!)

I like to mix everything together except the mayo, until it’s smoothly blended, a fork is good for this. Then add mayo. Serve on warm toast for a mind-boggling sandwich or spread on crackers for a snacking armageddon. Eat it.

DOUBLE THIS RECIPE IF YOU GOT MATES ON BOARD!!!